71
you
It was you.
you
71%
them
14%
both11%
neither4%
- 01You sent 4× the messages.
- 02They went quiet for 2 days. You didn’t.
- 03You sent the last 40.
Bet it was you.
$3.99 once. Receipts free.The chat is sent to TypeSafe to score, then dropped. Their name stays off the card.
Fine. Judge me.Post this. Watch the group chat pick sides.
71
you
It was you.
you
71%
them
14%
both11%
neither4%
- 01You sent 4× the messages.
- 02They went quiet for 2 days. You didn’t.
- 03You sent the last 40.
Three stops.
- 1Export the chatWithout photos. A .txt or a .zip. It stays in your browser until you pay.
- 2Point at your nameLying just flips the labels. After that, it’s only You and Them.
- 3Read the rulingA percentage about this file. Try not to argue with it.
It’s about this file, not the whole relationship.
Nobody ever admits it was them.
You replay it. They replay it. The argument loops with no referee.
So let the number settle it.
Mean, not sloppy.
Names become You and Them before the chat leaves your browser. The chat is sent to TypeSafe to score, then deleted. The card has no quotes and no real names.
Fine. Judge me.Price.
$3.99
Receipts are free. The ruling is $3.99, once. Safety refusals and unused expired unlocks are refunded. Hating the number is not.
$9.99
The full analysis, as a PDF: who escalated, who went quiet, who tried to repair, with charts. Offered after the ruling. No subscription, ever.
How to export.
iPhone
Open the chat, tap the name, Export Chat, Without Media.
Android
Three dots, More, Export chat, Without media.
FAQ.
Do you keep this?
No. The chat is sent to TypeSafe to score, then we drop it. We don’t keep the messages.
Does their name show up?
No. Names become You and Them in your browser before anything is sent. The card carries neither.
Is this therapy?
No. It’s entertainment. Not therapy, not a legal finding.
What if the chat is scary?
If the safety check flags harm, there’s no joke and no card - a help page and an automatic refund instead.
Do friends open the card for free?
Yes. Viewing a share link is free. They land on upload, not on a receipt.
Who sees the messages?
TypeSafe scores the chat (its classifier is called Jev). If you buy the full analysis, the same redacted chat is sent to Anthropic to write it. Then we drop it. We never see names.
What’s in the full analysis ($9.99)?
A PDF: what happened in the file, who escalated, who went quiet, who tried to repair, charts from the numbers, the same percentages as the card, and what the file does not prove. Offered after the ruling, never before.
Still sure it was them?
Fine. Judge me.Receipts free, ruling $3.99.